Welcome to this page where I done put things.

I am a master of the English language.

 

This was the view when I proposed to my girlfriend yesterday (she said yes!)
Thanks Edinburgh!

This was the view when I proposed to my girlfriend yesterday (she said yes!)

Thanks Edinburgh!

*VERY* specific best-before date

I can just tell I’ll be there at 10:38 on the morning of October first, hurriedly trying to eat my Ragú snack pot before it is lost forever

*VERY* specific best-before date

I can just tell I’ll be there at 10:38 on the morning of October first, hurriedly trying to eat my Ragú snack pot before it is lost forever

This is what I do in my spare time, hide under leaves and look pathetic

This is what I do in my spare time, hide under leaves and look pathetic

Get ready - my long-awaited zine is almost finished!
Just need to add in this interview, tweak a few other bits, write the contents page and I am done.
(I will be giving these out for free.)

Get ready - my long-awaited zine is almost finished!

Just need to add in this interview, tweak a few other bits, write the contents page and I am done.

(I will be giving these out for free.)

My latest business venture: all-purpose greetings cards.

These are so impersonal and general that they are literally suitable for any occasion, be it a birthday, marriage, condolence, etc. It really does say it all!

The message inside is already written, so you do’t have to crack out your best pen (or even your second-best pen).

If you would like one of these hand-made cards - or perhaps even a lifetime supply of 6,500 - drop me a request here.

A brilliant piece by John Oliver for The Daily Show, in which he looks at how gun control was successfully implemented in Australia.


I urge you to open this link in YouTube and watch parts two and three!

Editor-in-chief of a magazine in the UK? Then remember the winning formula of a smiling lady photo plus a tragic headline. You’ll have sales in no time!

Editor-in-chief of a magazine in the UK? Then remember the winning formula of a smiling lady photo plus a tragic headline. You’ll have sales in no time!

Bought what I think might be the coolest pair of trousers ever

Bought what I think might be the coolest pair of trousers ever