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gregharrington:

Issues #1 and #2 of my hand-made zine Sputnik are now available to buy here on my Etsy page.
Priced at a mere pound a piece, they both pack over 20 pages of original comedy material and artwork, as well as each containing a real celebrity interview.
Ideal as:
A gift for a loved one
A gift for a hated one
A chew toy for dog
An emergency coaster
A papery blanket for a small rodent
A makeshift surrender flag during a siege scenario
Guaranteed laughs or your money back

gregharrington:

Issues #1 and #2 of my hand-made zine Sputnik are now available to buy here on my Etsy page.

Priced at a mere pound a piece, they both pack over 20 pages of original comedy material and artwork, as well as each containing a real celebrity interview.

Ideal as:

  • A gift for a loved one
  • A gift for a hated one
  • A chew toy for dog
  • An emergency coaster
  • A papery blanket for a small rodent
  • A makeshift surrender flag during a siege scenario

Guaranteed laughs or your money back

Issues #1 and #2 of my hand-made zine Sputnik are now available to buy here on my Etsy page.
Priced at a mere pound a piece, they both pack over 20 pages of original comedy material and artwork, as well as each containing a real celebrity interview.
Ideal as:
A gift for a loved one
A gift for a hated one
A chew toy for dog
An emergency coaster
A papery blanket for a small rodent
A makeshift surrender flag during a siege scenario
Guaranteed laughs or your money back

Issues #1 and #2 of my hand-made zine Sputnik are now available to buy here on my Etsy page.

Priced at a mere pound a piece, they both pack over 20 pages of original comedy material and artwork, as well as each containing a real celebrity interview.

Ideal as:

  • A gift for a loved one
  • A gift for a hated one
  • A chew toy for dog
  • An emergency coaster
  • A papery blanket for a small rodent
  • A makeshift surrender flag during a siege scenario

Guaranteed laughs or your money back

hampton-emma:

"Chris Morris has kindly helped us to come up with some other suggestions for #StewartLee closed captions" @bbccomedy, Twitter

hampton-emma:

"Chris Morris has kindly helped us to come up with some other suggestions for #StewartLee closed captions"
@bbccomedy, Twitter

Grand Budapest Hotel: Mini-Review

This film was good. I laughed several times. The lights came on at the end and I left.

Sputnik #2 Zine Launch Competition

WINNER ANNOUNCED!

Watch this video to discover the identity of the winner of this incredible giveaway competition.

Thank you to those who entered, and commiserations if you didn’t win this time.

If you missed out but would still like to experience the many wonders of my zine, you can purchase either Sputnik #2 or its equally excellent predecessor, Sputnik #1 - they are both available on my Etsy page for £1 each.

gregharrington:

SPUTNIK #2 LAUNCH PARTY GIVEAWAY COMPETITION!
To celebrate the long-overdue release of Sputnik Zine's second edition, I am giving away the prize of a lifetime WHICH INCLUDES…
The COMPLETE Sputnik back catalogue (issues #1 and #2)
A hand-written letter of congratulations from myself to the competition winner
A superb Bic brand four colour biro pen (this really is superb)
An official Jodrell Bank observatory pencil, all the way from Cheshire
And the sweets/snack food minipacket of YOUR CHOICE
HOW TO ENTER:
Simply reblog this post and you will be automatically entered into the Launch Party Giveaway Competition draw!
I will choose one winner at random by closing my eyes, scrolling up and down through this post’s notes, then jabbing my finger at the screen.
The lucky, lucky winner will be announced on Monday the 10th of March 2014, and will be inboxed with the good news.
(If you would like to avoid disappointment, you can purchase issues #1 and #2 from my Etsy page for the nominal fee of £1 each)
Thanks for entering and good luck!

Last day for entries! Winner to be announced on Saturday

gregharrington:

SPUTNIK #2 LAUNCH PARTY GIVEAWAY COMPETITION!

To celebrate the long-overdue release of Sputnik Zine's second edition, I am giving away the prize of a lifetime WHICH INCLUDES…

  • The COMPLETE Sputnik back catalogue (issues #1 and #2)
  • A hand-written letter of congratulations from myself to the competition winner
  • A superb Bic brand four colour biro pen (this really is superb)
  • An official Jodrell Bank observatory pencil, all the way from Cheshire
  • And the sweets/snack food minipacket of YOUR CHOICE

HOW TO ENTER:

Simply reblog this post and you will be automatically entered into the Launch Party Giveaway Competition draw!

I will choose one winner at random by closing my eyes, scrolling up and down through this post’s notes, then jabbing my finger at the screen.

The lucky, lucky winner will be announced on Monday the 10th of March 2014, and will be inboxed with the good news.

(If you would like to avoid disappointment, you can purchase issues #1 and #2 from my Etsy page for the nominal fee of £1 each)

Thanks for entering and good luck!

Last day for entries! Winner to be announced on Saturday

gregharrington:

SPUTNIK #2 LAUNCH PARTY GIVEAWAY COMPETITION!
To celebrate the long-overdue release of Sputnik Zine's second edition, I am giving away the prize of a lifetime WHICH INCLUDES…
The COMPLETE Sputnik back catalogue (issues #1 and #2)
A hand-written letter of congratulations from myself to the competition winner
A superb Bic brand four colour biro pen (this really is superb)
An official Jodrell Bank observatory pencil, all the way from Cheshire
And the sweets/snack food minipacket of YOUR CHOICE
HOW TO ENTER:
Simply reblog this post and you will be automatically entered into the Launch Party Giveaway Competition draw!
I will choose one winner at random by closing my eyes, scrolling up and down through this post’s notes, then jabbing my finger at the screen.
The lucky, lucky winner will be announced on Monday the 10th of March 2014, and will be inboxed with the good news.
(If you would like to avoid disappointment, you can purchase issues #1 and #2 from my Etsy page for the nominal fee of £1 each)
Thanks for entering and good luck!

gregharrington:

SPUTNIK #2 LAUNCH PARTY GIVEAWAY COMPETITION!

To celebrate the long-overdue release of Sputnik Zine's second edition, I am giving away the prize of a lifetime WHICH INCLUDES…

  • The COMPLETE Sputnik back catalogue (issues #1 and #2)
  • A hand-written letter of congratulations from myself to the competition winner
  • A superb Bic brand four colour biro pen (this really is superb)
  • An official Jodrell Bank observatory pencil, all the way from Cheshire
  • And the sweets/snack food minipacket of YOUR CHOICE

HOW TO ENTER:

Simply reblog this post and you will be automatically entered into the Launch Party Giveaway Competition draw!

I will choose one winner at random by closing my eyes, scrolling up and down through this post’s notes, then jabbing my finger at the screen.

The lucky, lucky winner will be announced on Monday the 10th of March 2014, and will be inboxed with the good news.

(If you would like to avoid disappointment, you can purchase issues #1 and #2 from my Etsy page for the nominal fee of £1 each)

Thanks for entering and good luck!