Welcome to this page where I done put things.
I am a master of the English language.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This was the view when I proposed to my girlfriend yesterday (she said yes!)
Thanks Edinburgh!
*VERY* specific best-before date
I can just tell I’ll be there at 10:38 on the morning of October first, hurriedly trying to eat my Ragú snack pot before it is lost forever
(Source: empiregrotesk)
This is what I do in my spare time, hide under leaves and look pathetic
Get ready - my long-awaited zine is almost finished!
Just need to add in this interview, tweak a few other bits, write the contents page and I am done.
(I will be giving these out for free.)
Oh yes, the Bugle merch is finally available
My latest business venture: all-purpose greetings cards.
These are so impersonal and general that they are literally suitable for any occasion, be it a birthday, marriage, condolence, etc. It really does say it all!
The message inside is already written, so you do’t have to crack out your best pen (or even your second-best pen).
If you would like one of these hand-made cards - or perhaps even a lifetime supply of 6,500 - drop me a request here.
A brilliant piece by John Oliver for The Daily Show, in which he looks at how gun control was successfully implemented in Australia.
I urge you to open this link in YouTube and watch parts two and three!
Editor-in-chief of a magazine in the UK? Then remember the winning formula of a smiling lady photo plus a tragic headline. You’ll have sales in no time!
Bought what I think might be the coolest pair of trousers ever
(Source: chernikhov)