December 2010
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Wouldn't it be great if there was a TV detective
whose affectation was carrying around an open tin of tuna?
Imagine all the hilarious japes he would have with the tin. Not to mention all of the crimes that would be solved, just due to the tuna’s presence.
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ieatstickersallthetimedude- replied to your photo: Man, I am just full of good deeds today. Also,…
“Seems to be spouting quite a lot of race-hate”. So British, I mean, really though.
I am the most polite, prudish, pale-skinned, bouncy-haired, tea-drinkingest person that I know of. Ergo, British squared.
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Why, when you do a Google image search for any female celebrity, are the first load of results just candidly-taken snaps of them in a bikini on holiday? I blame this country’s horrible leering tabloid press for this. Damn them and their pervy ways getting in the way of my innocent searches.
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Ah, 'manplifier'
I love Charlie Brooker.
hipstersofdogtown-deactivated20 asked: hello!! thanx for the re-follow :]
how are you??/ x0x0x0x
how are you??/ x0x0x0x
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Jesus Cripes
At the end of each year, John Peel would assemble his 50 favourite tracks from the past 12 months. Some absolute hero has made up Spotify playlists for all of Peel’s ‘Festive Fifties’, 1976-2000.
This is the motherload.
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Ha, I lost a follower after my bike picture.
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Apologies in advance...
The Conservatives have actually managed to taint my Christmas evening by announcing that they plan to cut a free book scheme for children.
It’s annoyed me (and literary heavyweights such as Andrew Motion, who is obviously my intellectual equal) for many reasons, but is further fuelling the fire of belief within me that the Government are attempting to build a more unfair society, and are merely...
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“I’ve got 300 pigs.”
It was Dave Pollard, with yet another one of his bloody lies.
“YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GOT A FARM, MATE!” one of the locals shouted.
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funpowderplot replied to your photo: My view right now. Doesn’t really get much better.
As much as my eyes are always immediately drawn to any sort of tin of chocolates, I can’t help but notice your stapler. Kudos!
Thanks :)
This is how it came about:
It's only quarter past seven, but I'm eating After...
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safeisrelative asked: Merry Xmas!
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tothew0lves asked: hello new follower!
might i ask just what a venn diagram reviewer does? curiosity and all that. :D
might i ask just what a venn diagram reviewer does? curiosity and all that. :D
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At this time of year, I feel for girls named Eve
“Hey, it’s Christmas Eve, Eve.”
“No it’s not, it’s the 24th of December, i.e. Christmas Eve. Not the 23rd, i.e. Christmas Eve Eve.”
“I am well aware of the date, Eve, but due to the spoken nature of these very words you may have missed the fact that there was a comma in my last sentence. It was placed between the Eves. I was merely alerting you to...
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ieatstickersallthetimedude:
Gift wrapping tutorial as requested by Sleepssundays.
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