January 2011
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The Cure - Just Like Heaven
In one of those...
This is why sexism in humour is a big fucking deal →
I have actually been moaned at and called a ‘killjoy’ and a member of the ‘PC brigade’ for not laughing at sexist jokes. My sulking was justified! (Science said so)
Surely, even when making a sexist/racist/homophobic joke ironically, you are still reinforcing negative stereotypes, right?
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“First the trapped miners in chile now riots in egypt! How much more drama can...”
– Sarah Palin
OH DEAR
(via ave-ry)
She is just an embarassment. Claims to be qualified in foreign affairs because ‘Alaska is close to Russia’. Thinks the US is allied with North Korea.
America, if you make this lady your next president then I will be personally disappointed with you.
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oilyboily replied to your photo: Probably don’t show my face on here often enough,…
DVDs: The Doorstop, Papyrus Nights, Papyrus Knights, According To Tin Jimmy, Am Anemone Chorus, Horseshoe Crab 2, Palbo The Dropper, The Fastest Pencil, and Sharp Ears series 8.
Good eyes!
Also present are Beetroot Chronicles 3, Gustav’s Magical Face and all 17 seasons of hit US sitcom Telekenesis...
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mixtapes replied to your photo: Probably don’t show my face on here often enough,…
you have ‘look around you’ on dvd. YESSSSSSS
10 POINTS!
Thanks, Mixtapes. Thixtapes.
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ohmygoddamn replied to your post: After using Tumblr for a couple of months
So true. I hope you don’t find my Joanna obsession creepy!
Love the way that this was duly followed up by a Newsom post haha
I find it charming!
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After using Tumblr for a couple of months
I now realise that - whatever should happen to me in life - I never want to be famous in any respect. The fangirl culture on here is bloody lethal to say the least.
What you guys have done to Martin Freeman is horrific! I wouldn’t stand a chance.
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If you are dyslexic and thinking of having babies,...
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Some great book ideas:
Stranded in Paradise
Novella focusing on the tragically slow and painful death of a beached whale. Ironically, the whale (unnamed) is the first of its species to have evolved air-breathing lungs, and its death is actually due to type one diabetes that had not been identified early enough by its GP. Gay subtext.
The Red Notebook
Detective fiction. Dan Quail is a private eye hired to investigate a...
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“The same Chortle punter who described me as ‘the worst comedian I have...”
– Stewart Lee - How I Escaped My Certain Fate: The Life and Deaths of a Stand-Up Comedian
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No joke
I would be so thrilled on Valentine’s Day if I got one of those Smart Price cards.
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glamournana:
T.Rex|Telegram Sam
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“Scab!” they shouted at my dad, “Scab!”, as he crossed the picket line during the great dermatologists’ strike.
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emmie-l replied to your post: emmie-l replied to your photo:If I was a…
I’ve styled many a super hero in my time, the only one that failed was flame thrower man…. bit of a problem with the fabrics.
I can only applaud your creativity. I think the only thing stopping Flame Thrower Man becoming a reality are the massive insurance costs.
Oh, and you need to change your settings so people can...
ieatstickersallthetimedude- replied to your link: I made you a present
Also, I actually made a blogger account for the first time this morning. You have the honour of being my first followed blog jsyk. /uselessinformationcomment
I am touched.
Do you think Neil Armstrong was this flattered when he was the first person on the moon? Probs not.
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I made you a present →
Just when you were thinking, “Well, I don’t think my Wednesday evening could get any better than this”, I decided to clump together some of my favourite powerpop songs for your delectation.
There’s some gold in here (including the best song from the best Weezer album, an appearance from Charlie Brooker’s favourites Grandaddy and an absolute belter by the Apples in...
funpowderplot replied to your post: I am being followed by 10 o’ Clock Live on…
You’ll have to tweet about current affairs and then they will be read out on TV for the nation to laugh at/judge harshly.
I will get my satirical hat on and try to come up with the goods.
Know where I can get my hands on any bottled Chris Morris tears? Drinking those would send my satire levels through the...
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emmie-l replied to your photo:If I was a superhero, my catchphrase would be…
How about a cape made of Quality street wrappers (or Rose’s whatever has the best colour palette) and a utility belt made of Strawberry laces, that holds a limitless supply of teabags.
Emma, I think you’re probably the best human being alive today (certainly that I know of, anyway)
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WatchThis retains its position as one of the funniest things I think I’ve ever seen.
“I’ll take that giant talking cigar. Yeah, the one with the district attorney’s head on it.”
I am being followed by 10 o’ Clock Live on Twitter. The idea of a whole TV programme following me is terrifying.
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Joke:
My girlfriend and I wanted to organise a party for contented spiritualists, but all of the psychics we contacted were either absolutely ecstatic or completely depressed.
We just couldn’t seem to find a happy medium.
(Light applause/groans)
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