Welcome to this page where I done put things.
I am a master of the English language.
Mark Watson’s Live Address To The Nation - Episode 4: Passion
Mel: He called you ‘honey’
Pheobe: What’s wrong with that?
Mel: Well I wouldn’t let a man say ‘honey’ to me
Duncan: What if he was offering you honey?
Our Father. Sorry about the mix-up last night. Just to reiterate - I called her those things because I genuinely thought she’d been messing about with Andy. Anyhow, all the usual really - it’s world peace, a more athletic body, keep Australians away from me etc. In addition - and this is genuinely only if you get a minute - can I please have a car? (Bit cheeky!) Still waiting for those receipts etc and also - Griff - don’t mean to snitch but Griff Waller’s been sniping and saying you don’t exist again so if you could do something quite obvious in his house on Friday during the poker that’d be sweet.
The power and the glory etc.
It’s Your Round - Tim Key describing his ideal funeral.